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d70f28e5 No.3588155[View All]

Alone on a Friday night?

Maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight.
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602a1b0a No.3671015

I'm also not a fan of his choice at making his suit's ass just open. I wanted to make a platinum silicone molded ass and pussy for him, since he wants to disgrace all women so bad, but he didn't want to spend the 60 dollars in materials to have me make it. I wasn't even charging a service fee.

Then he got all butturt because I couldn't read his mind and make his perfect bitch suit, then got all pissy at me.

602a1b0a No.3671016

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>>3671014
I was going to run the eyes off this old rasberry pi computer I have laying around, it would be easy to program. Its just booleon logic. Its not like I was trying to make an Alien level super suit for him.

Although, if he gave me the money, i totally would have.

602a1b0a No.3671018

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I'd like to imagine my version of his stupid "circus fox" to have green laser nipples, and a prehensile stinger tail that shot bleach.

602a1b0a No.3671019

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Imagine how cool of a party trick it would be to let a few black balloons go and make them explode with laser nipples. But apparently my ideas are too off the wall.

602a1b0a No.3671020

hell I could have even made it self cooling, a reverse pelitire cooling system and a fan wouldn't be too hard to program.

602a1b0a No.3671021

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I don't even think my weponized tail idea was all that bad.

Imagine you're a giant boobed fox thing walking through the city at night, maybe after a con. You start to get mugged, then boom bleach spray to the face. Totally self defense and slightly defendable in court.

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

602a1b0a No.3671023

also my dad is blind in one eye, and I hate him. So inflicting blindness on a person either with chemical or via laser nipple means does not bother me.

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64ac6d11 No.3671087

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>>3671003
There is actually. The creature I'm building has adjustable, interchangeable, pupils, eye lids and eye lights. At some point I would like to apply these same principles to myself.

>>3671014 Steam you filthy God damn liar!
You offered your help. I took you up and then you immediately retracted when I told I was building bimbos.
You were shit listed for a time until a remembered you recently converted to Christianity.

64ac6d11 No.3671088

I also managed to get ears that can wiggle and the perhaps toes to.

602a1b0a No.3671114

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>>3671087
Yeah I redacted the whole christian thing. I gave it a shot, I learned a good deal about the history of the church and the nature of people that worship in that way… Its at least good to have a solid understanding.

Its just not for me, I gave it a college try, but I just can't truly be religious.

I'm still keeping myself listed as christian, but I don't intend on going to church outside of holidays, and maybe praying when my liver gives out or when I get hit with a combo cumulative hangover withdrawal toilet adventure.

602a1b0a No.3671115

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>>3671114
I look at drinking as borrowing good days from your future self. I'm overdrawn, but the figurative atm just keeps popping out bottles, and I just keep drinking up that sweet bacteria poop.

d34acfc5 No.3671287

>>The creature I'm building has adjustable, interchangeable, pupils, eye lids

Are you talking about eye pupils that change size in response to light and darkness? How on earth would you do that, they don't even have artificial eyes with that feature do they?

602a1b0a No.3671292

>>3671287
I could arrange that, but it would cost 120 for a set of contactable irises.

88570d33 No.3671295

>>3671287
I mean the eye lids are adjustable. They can up and down and at angles.

The pupils are adjustable meaning they change position

By interchangeable I mean different sets of pupils I can use.
Like I swap heart eyes with blue eyes or green or whatever I like.

e0d8b9a4 No.3671304

>>3671292
Are there contact lenses that can do that?

602a1b0a No.3671310

>>3671304
its called camera lenses, and I'll admit im back in my old habit of wanting to weaponize them. Poly's suit is stupid enough, putting camera lenses in the eyes wont make it any less stupid. You'd just run into the problem I ran into with my occulus rift DK2, lag. Its slight but it really messes up your sense of time when you take off the headset.

b826fea9 No.3680287

>>3615697
URGENT-WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ZOOTOPIA-SAHARA
ISSUED AT 605 AM ZST FRI NOV 19 2021

…RAIN AND SNOW WILL TRANSITION TO HEAVY WET SNOW THIS EVENING AND ACCUMULATE CAUSING TRAVEL PROBLEMS…

SAZ003<006-007-008/O.NEW.KZTO.WS.W
SAZ003<009-010-011/O.NEW.KZTO.WW.Y

…WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 5PM ZST THIS EVENING TO 11 AM ZST SATURDAY… FOR NORTHERN SAHARA
…WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM ZST 5PM THIS EVENING TO 7 AM ZST SATURDAY…

…THE WINTER STORM WATCH IS NO LONGER IN EFFECT…

*WHAT
HEAVY WET SNOW EXPECTED. FOR THE WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY, WET SNOW EXPECTED.

*WHERE
SAHARA SQUARE

*SNOW ACCUMULATIONS
FOR THE WINTER STORM WARNING: TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF 6 TO 12 INCHES.
FOR THE WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY: TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF 3 TO 6 INCHES.

*IMPACTS
HEAVY WET SNOW WILL ACCUMULATE ON TREE LIMBS AND POWERLINES CAUSING POWER OUTAGES.
ROADS WILL BECOME SNOW COVERED AND HAZARDOUS.

*ADDITIONAL DETAILS
SNOW WILL FALL AT A RATE OF ONE INCH PER HOUR AT TIMES, ALONG WITH NORTH TO NORTHEAST WINDS UP TO 40 MPH. THIS WILL FURTHER DOWNED TREES AND POWERLINES…

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…
A WINTER STORM WARNING MEANS SEVERE WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED OR OCCURRING…
A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY MEANS SNOW IS OCCURRING OR IS EXPECTED TO DEVELOP AND ACCUMULATE…
KEEP AN EXTRA FLASHLIGHT…FOOD…AND WATER IN YOUR VEHICLE INCASE OF AN EMERGENCY…
BE PREPARED FOR SNOW COVERED ROADS AND LIMITED VISIBLITIES…SLOW DOWN WHILE DRIVING…


&&


$$

c0e24b32 No.3686589

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Friday the 13th.

e0e4d6bf No.3697764

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480d0149 No.3702441

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cd251e8d No.3707315

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291d0d3f No.3707320

I had never hear of anything like this before, saw online where a guy was talking about his male German Shepherd and how he would connect their dicks with a catheter going up into both their bladders and they would piss back and forth into each other's bladders for an hour or more, he claimed the dog seemed to enjoy it and would kiss him and wag his tail while they were doing it, dogs are weird…. he mentioned that infection has not been a problem so far because they both take lots of antibiotics, he said it was the most intimate way he could think of to show his love for the GSD, sharing each other's piss inside their bladders back and forth… he said if the dog showed any signs of distress he would NOT do it… but really even if they have avoided infection this still seems kind of unhealthy, what else could go wrong?
But anyway, back to my original question, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FETISH CALLED, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DO IT WITH AN ANIMAL?

948b4706 No.3707502

>>3707320
I can't even imagine what a mixture of canine and human piss might smell like…

2264d74d No.3707515

>>3707320

Peeing back and forth, forever

2f76ded2 No.3707536

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>>3707320
Ask this guy?

3a4350a8 No.3707538

>>3707515
Reminds me of an absurd news story I saw. A married man and a young woman, not his wife, tried that kink with aquarium tubing. Peeing back and forth into each other until a vacuum developed and they couldn't remove the tube.

They went to the emergency room still stuck together. A nurse asked the physician on duty how this could be treated. The physician replied "simple, I will cut the tube in half. That will release the vacuum and the tubing can be removed. But I will wait until after the man's wife arrives."

2f76ded2 No.3707543

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5ecbf732 No.3707582

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948b4706 No.3708251

>>3707320
Are there any videos of a human and an animal swapping turds back and forth between their assholes?
That would surely be the purest form of true love between them.

51335abc No.3708365

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2930127f No.3710937

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511c853a No.3710966

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>>3710937
Did Katzun cut her tits off?

ff70d1aa No.3712430

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Alone on a Friday night? Why not fuck yourself?

Multi-personality sex, is best sex.

ff70d1aa No.3712434

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Society tells everyone to love yourself. So of course some people fuck themselves. And marry themselves.

ec1a61db No.3712436

>>3712434
I've heard of people filling their own fursuit bodies with polyester fibrefill material and having sex with their own fursuits.

ff70d1aa No.3712447

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>>3712436

I'd call those amateurs. If they aren't at the point yet where they can look and see the face of one of their selves.

And look longly into their eyes. With that look that says I want sexy time. While that self, that is being looked at, is nervous and unsure about it.

Because they know they shouldn't. They should push you to find a physical partner. But it feels so good to do the wrong thing.

If you can't feel your self rub their hand, hood, claw, whatever down your back, you haven't learned how to hallucinate good enough yet.

e1d2ffc6 No.3712458

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d3c41b60 No.3712499

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Sorry sonic I spent all friday night talking to my guy friend. I didn't have any time for you.

5dd210bc No.3717098

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c994a3c7 No.3720720

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Thanks for the offer, Sonic the fuckdoll. I'll pass.

04d6a5a1 No.3720740

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> Alone on a Friday night?
Time to bring out the toys.

1d662352 No.3727905

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Alone time again.

c994a3c7 No.3727908

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Its Friday night, which is my favorite night.
Spaghetti night!

b0eaf750 No.3727985

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I got some tortellini solely use up this old jar of Classico that I've got.

eb3b486e No.3736152

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Pocket pussy deluxe.

fb308a14 No.3736172

Shart in the mart

55cdffa8 No.3736183

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Basically alone with my friend having so many video games to play. Hell divers 2, Dragons dogma 2, palworld. This Friday was so slow.

a10a33be No.3736186

>>3736183
I was playing Palworld for a while, sadly I have no friends to play with, so it kinda cut some of the fun out of the game.

Theres this really great spot for a settlement about 8 minutes south of the starting point, a big ass plain with red grass. Super flat, no obstructions, plenty of nearby materials, but you have to stealth your way around battles and manage to not freeze to death to get there starting off.



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