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6de646b7 No.3708041[View All]

RACCOON THREAD II (PROCYON LOTOR)
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3049fcbf No.3719332

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>>3719331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_tdsYQBaU

Schitt's Creek - It's not his wife, it's his sister (The town Sign)

dd9d3765 No.3719333

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>>3719328
it would never happen, but to be honest if I was to cause a spooge explosion, I'd want it to be one a science teacher could use as an example of what not to do.

3049fcbf No.3719334

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>>3719333
>I'd want it to be one a science teacher could use as an example of what not to do.

3049fcbf No.3719336

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>>3719335
>Do you kno de whey?

dd9d3765 No.3719337

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>>3719333
im talking total quadruple prostate annihilation across 4 races.

Completely not gay simulatanius ejaculation. With frag grenades in each of our assess.

dd9d3765 No.3719338

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>>3719337
it would be like anal beads for kamazis.

dd9d3765 No.3719339

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>>3719338
you know sticking to to japanese theme.

3049fcbf No.3719340

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>>3719339
>you know sticking to to japanese theme.

6de646b7 No.3719542

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7f40c460 No.3719639

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7f40c460 No.3719901

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7f40c460 No.3720149

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03e2b413 No.3722034

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4ed32ebf No.3723705

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>>3719279
I got a boner to that one.
I bet rubbing a penis onto a common wild raccoon FootSole and onto Rocket Raccoon sequentically may lead to heavy climax and premature ejaculation, leading to very intense delight. Not only for you, though, but for your fluffy arouse enablers, too.

6de646b7 No.3724112

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The more they stink, the better he likes it!!

3049fcbf No.3724124

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6de646b7 No.3724141

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>>3724112
Raccoons are such pervs, you can see his nostrils flaring in that vid as he runs his probing nose all over her feet drinking in her stinky foot smells.

Does anyone have the video that was posted on the old PetLover's Forum (PLF), I remember it was about two minutes long and showed a raccoon sucking on some woman's big toe and then he starts humping her dirty feet until he squirts his cum all over them, she was letting him do it, and laughing.

>>3724124
Thanks for the link, there are a lot of videos and I have found some interesting things there already.

5b138005 No.3724257

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6de646b7 No.3724275

>>3724112
This clearly shows that other species can have Fetishes too.

>>3724257
You do realize that Amputee is a Fetish,
as well as Prosthetics?

5b138005 No.3724277

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>>3724275
Anything can be a fetish if you're horny enough.

6de646b7 No.3724388

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cd637f6c No.3724396

>>3724388
RIP Mr. Oreo.

6de646b7 No.3724661

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Break-time maintenance.
I don't know what this species is called, do you?
It's not a Raccoon.

6de646b7 No.3725343

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Also, raccoon cocks don't have a knot.
And the feet pads aren't correct.
At least they got the number of toes right.

6de646b7 No.3726979

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Rocket Is very playful in bed….

473d2a49 No.3726992

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Close enough!

6de646b7 No.3727102

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Some scientists say that if humans disappeared from the Earth, it would not be primates of any kind, monkeys or apes, that would take over and continue civilization, but Raccoons, due to their intelligence AND astonishing adaptibility.

Continue Reading..

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/how-smart-are-raccoons-everything-we-know-about-their-intelligence-with-the-help-of-two-experts-in-the-field/ar-AA1fXai0?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=69586850c71e48e080deccdb98058a2c&ei=53

3049fcbf No.3727880

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6de646b7 No.3727980

>>3724661
That store room he is posing in is absolutely horrendous! Look at all the dust on everything, I don't see hardly one single thing in there that is worth keeping! it was all mostly junk to start with from the looks of it, why keep it? Homeless people wouldn't even pick it up!!

I know this is A.I. (it can look a little too real sometimes) but I have actually seen rooms like this IRL and even worse, and it brings back bad memories I guess.
You have probably seen something similar to this or worse IRL also, I bet?
Please tell us about it!!

5b138005 No.3728143

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6de646b7 No.3728203

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VICE online magazine recently ran an article on which super heroes and villians are circumcised, because readers were curious. VICE gave various logical reasons why some probably were, (Magneto yes because he's Jewish, Wolverine no because even if it was cut off it would grow back, etc).

Here's what they had to say about ROCKET.
←————-

If you would like to check out the entire list, it's kind of a fun read, it's at

https://www.vice.com/en/article/mbwg5x/the-definitive-guide-to-superhero-dicks

Do you agree or disagree with any of these guesses?

Although I guess anything's possible, I remember several years ago someone posted pics right here on Lulz of a real raccoon he had acquired that had apparently been circumcised, someone had either cut the floppy tip off his sheath or something had happened to it or maybe it was just a birth defect where the sheath was too short, but the curved head of his penis stuck out 100% of the time and had kind of dried out where the texture was different but was still completely usable.

5b138005 No.3728205

>>3728203
I had a coworker who wore "coon pecker earrings" made from their baculums. She probably thought they were lucky. I don't know if she hunted raccoons herself, but she bred and trained dogs to chase them up trees at least.

36b605f9 No.3728209

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>>3728203
>Baculum is the reason why Rocket wouldn't be uncircumcised.

The woman who wrote this trash doesn't understand penises or circumcision

3049fcbf No.3728215

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>>3728203
That reminded me of an old stupid Yahoo Answers to a question some idiot asked "Should we have our cat circumcised?" and the best answer on Yahoo to that question was "Only if the cat is Jewish."

d4fe89f0 No.3728274

>>3728215
What about pigs?

6de646b7 No.3729412

File: 1705600189770.jpg (2.01 MB, 2896x1632, a3d6bb1a0d3db6742c63a63f00….jpg)

Imagine a stunning anthropomorphic raccoon, his sleek and muscular physique glistening with a hint of mind-warping Procyon sweat. His athletic build accentuates every curve and ripple of his body, from his toned arms to his defined abs. His fur is a luscious shade of chocolate brown, soft to the touch and begging to be explored. With mischievous eyes that hold a tantalizing promise, this raccoon exudes a raw, primal energy that is impossible to resist. His playful nature and agile movements make every encounter an exhilarating experience, leaving you craving for more.

df610a67 No.3729414

>>3729412
That pathetic image is excessively dark and gloomy. Please fire your AI with extreme prejudice. Preferably with a bullet in the back of the head.

6de646b7 No.3729415

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>>3729414
It's in outer space.
Space is dark.
Turned on some interior lights,
is this better?

df610a67 No.3729417

>>3729415
Ok, maybe not fire AI after all. :)

b05b1bd1 No.3729543

>>3729415
get rid of the gross human dick and we'll talk

5b138005 No.3730191

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6de646b7 No.3730288

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6de646b7 No.3730328

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Hey man, you got any, uhh, lubricant for sale?

fbdefe8f No.3730331

>>3730328
It's free, but you gotta wear a blindfold and suck it out of a hose.

6de646b7 No.3731862

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Trashy Girl TF
She's waiting for you to fuck her, come on! She finds you cute.

6359cf59 No.3733165

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Actually it's a posable action figure toy model that you can buy from some place called Hot Toys.
Want one?

79b4785f No.3737936

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>>3731862
https://lulz.net/furi/src/1713434521451-2.jpg

We live in a time were you could wear your vision pro and use ai art to animate your characters in it.

5b138005 No.3737940

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Amusing pillow talk. Reminds me of the taxi scene from Pulp Fiction.

af3ebabb No.3738058

>>3733165
Hot Toys is a Chinese company. They make 12" figures of tons of things, mostly Marvel, Star Wars, etc. They're very expensive, but the details are normally top notch. Though the materials sometimes don't last as long as one would hope.

You can buy Hot Toys figures from most places, Bigbadtoystore, Sideshowtoy, Entertainmentearth, etc, etc.

0da026ff No.3738063

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