06f4d1d2 No.3732050
>>3731951When it burns as badly coming out as it did going down, that's-a one-a spicey-a meat-a ball!
64379955 No.3738084
>>3738065
What? There's nothing holding this cookie together, all you're gonna get is goopy banana slop with shit in it. You'll need to add some flower or eggs as a binder.
ea508f0e No.3738087
>>3738084Brainlets who can barely manage pouring cereal and milk into a bowl type their brainfarts into ChatGPT and then regurgitate the results here. If they knew cooking basics, they wouldn't be asking an AI.
c1d26bd7 No.3738173
>>3738123Back in the day, they called that a jailbreak in my community. Macaroni, with Spam… or whatever meat you had around that was about to expire.
usually mixed with a bag of broccoli. Because you can't get kids to eat their fucking vegitables.
2a1ebc94 No.3738179
>>3738171>You all think I'm a monster from what I posted in the last food thread."You all"?
"Think I'm a monster"?
What in the hell are you even talking about?
Nobody visits this place anymore.
Nobody invests themselves enough to genuinely care about a poster or what they do or think - they're all dead inside already.
As if this cesspit has caring vegfags… maybe 15 years ago.
As if what the audience here thinks actually matters.
You're supposed to be a christfag, can't you see this place is a viper's cage/prison?
Why are you
feeding it?
>>3738172Once you're done rinsing your balls, check out my posts in the polshit thread, would you.
Doggie bed tiem nao… Until next time.
(Pic related, there's food in it and the kid's hungry but not getting any nourishment from his surroundings.)
c1d26bd7 No.3738180
>>3738179I have reverse anemia. My favorite foods, spinache, brocoli ect, full of iron.
I can't eat them anymore. Without a spleen, the red blood cells just build up, and most of them are dead because I can't filter them out.
c1d26bd7 No.3738183
kind of ironic that I'm only attracted to some of the healthiest foods, but they are literally toxic to me. So I'm forced to eat garbage foods that I find personally disgusting.
2a1ebc94 No.3738185
>>3738180I take it that drinking hard liquor's still okay for people without a spleen then… as long as it's not drunk with broccoli.
Good to know.
9db21139 No.3738191
>>3738179In the last thread I posted pics of my food, which consists of disturbing quantities of red meat. I think I inadvertently freaked some people out. They told me it was undercooked, but that's how I like it. I just want everyone to chill out. I eat canned oysters, so fewer animals get hurt.
>>3738189Do I win a lickety split?
e0acec97 No.3738201
>>3738191> I eat canned oysters, so fewer animals get hurtI don't think so. More animals fit into a can of oysters than in a can of beef, or of ham.
c1d26bd7 No.3738210
>>3738191if you can find my freezer, you win a rocketpop.
9db21139 No.3738212
>>3738201Oysters have a very rudimentary nervous system and don't experience pain. Guilt-free heme iron.
>>3738210I don't eat sugar. Thanks anyway.
c1d26bd7 No.3738219
>>3738218Its like me keeping beer in stock, despite being allergic to hops. Thus the vodka.
I like to be a nice host, so even if I don't enjoy something. I keep it on hand if other people seem to enjoy it.
Not that I ever have visitors.
8a15f72b No.3738228
>>3738219Try not drinking. Maybe you'll be able to act normal.
c1d26bd7 No.3738229
>>3738228its a local thing, I have an enormously long record of doing heinous things in my area. None of which are true. If even 1% of them were, I'd have served a significant jail sentence.
I get along just fine when I'm out of my area.
I mainly drink because I have to avoid the townsfolk, and it is incredibly boring being sober. If I go outside before nightfall, I usually get arrested immidately.
c1d26bd7 No.3738230
>>3738229its pretty much common knowledge that I'm behind just about any crime that happens in my town. The common knowledge is incorrect, but as long as I stay locked in my house, I avoid harassment.
c1d26bd7 No.3738231
hell, I don't even take my dog out for a walk without wearing a body cam.
8104a384 No.3738374
>>3738237your neurosis are slowly gaining the upper hand..Mkay…
Chill dude…Do pot. Try yoga. Plant a tree
