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Michael Bay be only pure as sWhite man in Hollyweird yo and sumday he be freea the Jews dyo and can make movie wif only White men in them. I hat ehim bein slaveta cumpenny that make Myt Little fuckin Pony yo. Maybe I get himta diret Star Race Wars fo me.

>>3717212
> Michael Bay be only pure as sWhite man in Hollyweird
Well, since the drunken "nigger" mentioned Michael Bay, I think one of his movies is pretty good:
The Island.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399201/

Apparently that movie was marketed improperly and the thing sank without any attention.

You call me NI1GGER agin and Ima have you killed you mofuckin bitch ass. I bet yo uhave a hoo-hoo instead of a peep-pee.

>>3717228
>Aufy subnet mask
Mhmm.

>>3717233
>Aufy subnet mask
Ok

I don't say big, I say bayg
It's like Michael Bay with a G
Michael Bay's a real G
He's a pure White Nazi
A blond hair blue eyed Aryan
I look at him when I'm masturbatin'
Only White man in Hollywood
I'D SUCK HIS COCK IF I COULD

>>3717239
>Pro Aufy agenda
Sure.

Yawn.

>>3717166
There is only the 1986 movie for me.
The only good Transformers movie.
All the series and other movies pale in comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53dmrJG1B2Q

Peter Cullen is the only reason anybody cares about the movies now.

Michael Bay is a fucking hack of a director. He lacks any actual talent or skill directing films. His idea of a good movie is absolute crap dialog followed by explosions every five minutes and disjointed nonsensical plots. He sucks and what makes it even more of a horror show is that people pay money to see the total shit he produces because short attention spans and A.D.D. is an increasing phenomena in this fucking country.

>>3717264
>Michael Bay is a fucking hack of a director.

I used to think that too but watch the video! It changed my mind.

He isn't a hack, he made the movies bad on purpose. He hated that he was forced to do the first one and when it was successful he set out to troll the world with the following movies.

Yes, the movies are bad but I think they are bad on purpose. I think they were intended to kill the toy line.

Seriously, watch the video. It might give you a new appreciation of how much Bay gave Hollywood the bird with those movies.

You had to watch a Youtube video to know what most everyone else did since 2006. Bay never wanted to do the films, Hasbro forced him. The production execs did nothing but insult fans & the franchise. ILM called old Transformers designs "crap" to justify their shredded metal piles. They only relented on Peter Cullen after so much time & whining, they literally said "why would you want that?" when fans asked for him. Former Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner had a weird fetish for Bay being director & defended the designs wholesale. Their success was a "Springtime for Hitler" moment. Bay has since distanced himself after movie 5 failed while the current stuff has (slightly better but still shit) designs. The studio keeps saying Bay could come back & make a 6th film, since the Bee stuff is maybe a separate continuity though they can't decide on anything, but he probably will not. He was also outed for molesting Megan Fox, which didn't hurt his career because he's a man & he didn't cheat the IRS in the process.

It's also the only successful Hasbro film franchise. No one understood Btatleship's point or why it had aliens. G.I. Joe was a mediocre success while its sequel barely did anything of note, partly due to reshoot delays holding it up for a year because one of the minor actors suddenly got overnight famous & they wanted more scenes. No one but Brian Goldner wanted a Jem movie & it was such a tremendous failure it was pulled form theaters after 2 weeks. He had a thing for trying to revive it because "the future is female" or whatever(Hasbro as a whole is pretty badly SJW), but the IDW comics were a bomb, any new attempt at toys were a bomb & the film was a nuke. Goldner was going to fund a sequel out of pocket though until he realized he'd go broke. The current CEO seems to know better, they've been partnering with Vocaloid instead these days. D&D from what I hear is also a failure because some D&D fans are about the game & not some story adaption & it looks like "generic medieval fantasy movie #576".

Brian Goldner was a clueless asshole who seemed to get lucky with a lot of bad choices. He's such an embarrassment his son committed suicide. When he retired from cancer no one really cared & then he died as a sort of historical footnote. He's going to be best remembered as the twat who gave the world Michael Bay Transformers.

>>3717362
dont watch the movies ever just make angrey reviews on reddit

Remember…y

You're not allowed to post sector 7 references in a Micheal Bay Transformers thread.

Was it worth it?

>>3717215
> The Island.
So has anyone on earth seen The Island besides me? I still think it's worth watching.