>>3728948or possibly really good investments. Somone is searching for who had the money to fund this idiot.
Maybe someone with enough money to ride a shit train into bonerville to fuck an asshole. Its less than unlikely. I mean, I'm a really poor investment, but I somehow keep tricking people into giving me free money to do absolutely nothing… I'm kinda a decent liar, and by liar I mean stretcher of truths.
Its not like I really fuck anyone over severely, its more like I come out on top and they don't really go anywhere.